Funny poems

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  • Teachers Pet (4)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    Hey, I kissed the teacher three times on the...
    But damn it, I gotta wait another fifty two weeks...

  • The Voice In The Storm. (2)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    Gazing through the window at the rain
    I wondered from where the rain came...

  • What A Waste (1)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    She walked towards me down our street
    my fluttering heart missed a beat...

  • Maybe I'll Get Lucky (3)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    That four letter word ending in...k
    I think about it night and day...

  • Sleeping Beauty. (1)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    She lay safe in my arms
    her eyes closed in sleep...

  • Time for tea (7)

    by goddess-glamourpuss

    Step inside my parlor
    Said the spider to the fly...

  • Girls Best Friend: boy wat do u have to say for...
    Boy: Im sorry....... NOT hahaha...

  • Cartoon Cartoon (12)

    by NothingGoldCanStay

    As a young child
    I would sit and watch...

  • The three little pigs went on a trip, they...
    When they stopped to get a bite, one got caught by...

  • Foolish (1)

    by $Ms.Bossy$

    The game I played,
    was not so cool...

  • Soo Funny (3)

    by Misz Luving You

    This is soo funny please read the whole thing. Its...
    A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked...

  • Big brother pete (1)

    by Tanya

    Isn't Pete the sweetest thing you ever seen big...
    His nature so pure and so bright his love for so...