Funny poems

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  • My b/f has big teeth, ppl make fun of his teeth...

  • The Humpty Dance (4)

    by Chase

    My name is Humpty,
    I like my oatmeal lumpy...

  • Miles (1)

    by Jen

    Who's the guy with the smile,
    who's the guy with the style...

  • Break Up

    by xViagraTheCookiex

    When a guy broke up with you
    Friends would say...

  • Footoose

    by Mary

    The goose talked to the moose about the movie...
    They started to sing "Dancing in the...

  • Tiny tirtle tink (2)

    by Barbara Jean

    Tiny tirtle tink
    he went down the sink...

  • What do you see in me (2)

    by SeXy~BoI

    What do you see,
    when you look at me...

  • In my life (1)

    by elizebeth

    In my life theres mum and dad and then theres...
    my mum is not my parent shes more like my local...

  • The Diet (3)

    by GingerDoll

    This poem is written as a conversation between two...
    -I think I'll go on a diet today...

  • Weekend Cinderella (3)

    by *Charisma*

    Wake up to the alarm again
    Want to throw it at the wall...

  • Soldiers Preyer (1)

    by Kylead

    My soft smelling angel wrap your wings around me...
    Bind my wounds give me the power to do my duty...

  • Crack samurai

    by mentaly_unsound

    I come bursting out the shadows like a Samurai on...
    swinging and chopping till I leave a bunch of...