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by FlirtingWithDeath

Six slimy slippery slugs slivered slow soon...
Yeah...I had a hard time saying it even though I...

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by kate

Richard and Dav
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There once was a mouse named Ed.
He lived in the back of my shed...

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by BeautifulxMess

Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

I have a Hamster! (4)

by Emily

I Have a Hamster.
My Hamster name is Ham...

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I'm a crazy baby sexy lady total cutie with a...

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Life is soo good
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I had a terrible,
horrendous fright...

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by Daniel Rutter

For years and years they've been around,
And been a favorite nesting ground...

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by ~*love me not*~

Your butt crack always shows
you fly is always unzipped...

Uncle Billy! (1)

by Drew

Uncle billy behind a tree
was selling condoms...

Goldilocks and the three very vicous bears. (2)

by Bekka

One day, she went in a house.
With the smell of porridge, she had sniffed like a...