Funny poems

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  • Humpty dumpty sat on a chair.
    Humpty dumpty sat on the floor...

  • Bone idle (1)

    by Jen

    Why is it such a hard task to do?
    when we sit down our legs stick like glue...

  • Cookies! (2)

    by Jen

    [Gem challenged me to write a poem about cookies...
    They're so damn sexy...

  • In life there are no Cinderella romance,
    no picture perfect ballroom dances...

  • Imagining a Better Mood

    by Madness within me

    Getting hungry
    but having little money...

  • Bishbangwollop

    by chickadee1992

    Bish bang wallop there goes another dollop mummy...

  • Pink pony with horns

    by XxmyxsweetxrevengexX

    There once was a pink pony with horns,and on his...
    he'd grown up in the city, since he was itty...

  • Cute Guy: Bad Breath (3)

    by *Charisma*

    I wish that he'd just walk away
    I can't take this horrid smell...

  • To my ex (1)

    by Emma

    Flowers are ok if you\'re looking to impress, but...
    You had my complete trust/heart...

  • You say you\'re a playa
    Well lets look and see...

  • Turkey Day!

    by Karin

    Hope you have a good turkey-day!
    It's a day when families all go away...

  • Pomergranite (1)

    by جħěęŕ!ﺁǚv422®¦

    The best fruit in the world
    a sweet candied treat...