Funny poems

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  • Getting played... (5)

    by kristin

    You think your slick
    playing those games...

  • Fishing

    by Elizabeth

    Awaken at the crack of dawn
    Its beyond me...

  • Maths

    by jennie

    S*x is just like maths because:
    You get 2 people...

  • Laughing gas (1)

    by La La.

    my mouth is filled with blood that tastes like...
    my mind is clogging up and feel like im on meth...

  • So Beautiful (1)

    by JacqueLyn

    You make me feel so beautiful
    Theres nothing you cant change...

  • What A Day!!! (3)

    by Michelle

    Well I had a bad day yesterday
    So decided I'd just go to bed...

  • My Toes (6)

    by mrsmoore

    I couldn't sleep all night
    I thought you oughta know...

  • You feel a small tickle and look around to see
    If I pick, will anyone see me...

  • Look at him (3)

    by Timothy

    Look at him,
    With that blubber gut...

  • The Overfed Mobster (4)

    by Timothy

    My job is hard to take,
    It ain't no piece of cake...

  • Me and Sue

    by Leticia

    Me and Sue,
    yea we thought we ruled...

  • My Dillema (6)

    by Robert

    Here I sit here again maybe once or twice a day,
    grunting and sweating to my dismay...