Funny poems

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  • Laughing gas (1)

    by La La.

    my mouth is filled with blood that tastes like...
    my mind is clogging up and feel like im on meth...

  • Maths

    by jennie

    S*x is just like maths because:
    You get 2 people...

  • Me and Sue

    by Leticia

    Me and Sue,
    yea we thought we ruled...

  • My Dillema (6)

    by Robert

    Here I sit here again maybe once or twice a day,
    grunting and sweating to my dismay...

  • Wisdom (6)

    by Sean Allen

    They lay me down
    on the polyester seat...

  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Unique You (1)

    by Kathy Villanueva

    You are you in your own special way.There is no...

  • Getting chased by a bat
    is unlucky sh*t...

  • This one time (2)

    by Alli

    one day i was walking
    and then i started skipping...

  • Cyber Sex (2)

    by Eddie

    I don't know you
    you don't know me...

  • Fun

    by Leticia

    Did you ever wonder,
    why some people laugh...

  • It weren't meant to be, I wasn't for him,
    I thought that he liked his girls skinny and dim...