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  • Milk and Cookies (2)

    by Burningdaisy13

    I came home from school, already having a bad day.
    My stomach was rumbling, so I decided to get...

  • Apocalyptic Death Music
    Apocalyptic Death Music...

  • Cat and me (4)

    by Mohan

    I had a dream
    there was a blue snowfall in the moon...

  • Muffin (1)

    by Anonymous

    Muffin - a poem dedicated to KKT, my gf (who loves...
    Tonight as I...

  • Jokes of the Nation

    by Edward Oropeza

    Shout until your inside spilled out
    Declare your prejudice while we mock on the people...

  • Laughable Lore (1)

    by Lifesbreath

    Lennon's lyrics live lingering
    lives of legend with...

  • My Life As A Chicken (1)

    by RainbowSlider

    I pecked around in the yard today.
    The worms weren't great but okay...

  • Who said? (2)

    by Lifesbreath

    Who said, Second chances
    were supposed to be fun...

  • Quack said the frog as he waddled on by,
    Neigh went the duck as he trotted on past...

  • Man Flu (11)

    by Mark Rawlins

    I've never had a period, it's true.
    I've never suffered labour pains like you...

  • Nothing

    by April G Rhodes

    "NOTHING"
    NOTHING IS NOTHING TO MAN OR TO BEAST...

  • Flowers (1)

    by Bella

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...