I wundoo all those things...

by Andrew Packard

I want to defeat Cronos in a decathlon,
I wanna misplace my disguise in a sexathon...

Roses are Red (1)

by Dufoi

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue...

Numbatty

by nancilee wydra

Numbats are like kangaroos; but don't have a...
They crawl out of their Mom and use her belly as a...

Desert Lizard

by Andrew Packard

"Desert Lizard"
Put a pen...

Roses are red (1)

by nancy ortiz

Roses are red pickles are green i love ur legs and...

Rug Rearrangers (1)

by nancilee wydra

My best friend is a rug re-arranger
Who never, ever met a stranger...

Mountains - senryu (1) 2

by Larry Chamberlin

Will always seem to
miss the mountains except when...

Another Dunk Night

by Aaron

Gettin drunk by drinking beer is how to start a...
bust out the Ciroc and I might just start a fight...

Nit Wit Twit (2)

by Michael D Nalley

My nit wit twit I confess
in 140 characters or less...

There was a wee man from Peru ! (5)

by Jim

Part 1
There was a wee man from Peru...

Braggarts

by Michael D Nalley

A drunkard drinks and a braggart brags
Dogs dog dogs until a dogs tail wags...

You can't write a poem about morning farts (Villanelle) (10) 7 HM

by abracadabra

Fear not the morning fart, my sweeting,
though its stench be foul, its noise is bright...