Funny poems

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  • Zodiac Scale

    by Ole Carsten

    My zodiac sign is Scale,
    Even I'm not in balance...

  • Fair Trade NonAgreement (syntuit) (1)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Texans' Space Shuttle
    Houston got the football team...

  • Dog-deities (double acrostic) (4)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Jocular twins with the knack
    of sarcasm; we cannot assume...

  • Lost (10)

    by ah satan 666

    Ooo... Challenge time is here again :)
    What to write...

  • My Operation's Due!.... (5)

    by Dreamofolwin

    Here I am sitting in a shock,
    over whats become my lot...

  • Blow

    by MyHalozChokinMe

    You're like the sighing tree
    Spiritually significant...

  • Homemade (3)

    by MyHalozChokinMe

    I think I would benefit more with
    chocolate chip cookies than I do...

  • Oouch....!!!

    by eco greeny

    When i first saw you,i felt oouch inside me,which...
    the first time i talked to u OMG!!it was oouchy...

  • There once lived a man and his wife with a baby...
    The two never gave much attention to the boy...

  • Haunted (2)

    by The Ninja

    My house is haunted
    No one believes me...

  • I sit on my usual seat
    On the tattered leather sofa...

  • My six year old nephew,
    Gets his nursery rhymes in my head...