Funny poems

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  • A is for Andy, who fell into a whole
    B is for Brittany, Who ran straight into a pole...

  • Roses are red (4)

    by Lynssey

    ~ Roses are Red violets Are blue I'm SO Sweet Damn...

  • When I was a boy
    I had a neighbor...

  • Happy (1)

    by hottie911

    If we think of all the things that make us happy,
    There may be a lot and there may be a few...

  • Ode to C@tty (1)

    by Daniel J

    Climbing up the banister,
    twisting 'round the chair...

  • Her (4)

    by RCM

    Chatter, chatter, talk, talk,
    Like a parrot, squawk, squawk...

  • Stalker (1)

    by creasy

    She looks at me,
    and watches me too...

  • Goose Bumps © (3)

    by ChildofGod87

    Foot steps approach me from behind..
    Feeling so awkward...

  • Amazing Creature

    by Tanya, Mom of one.

    A female is an amazing creature.
    This is without a doubt...

  • Fake (2)

    by Tanya, Mom of one.

    Boobs are bought now days, not grown.
    Too bad you couldn't have some of your own...

  • Bored?

    by silentangelsdie

    Just this time last week,
    I was down the main street when I stopped and I...

  • I beleive I am high

    by cheyenne#3

    I believe I am high
    i believe I can touch the sky...