Funny poems

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  • One More time

    by Jesaja Sowers

    Cracked Knuckles,
    Ready to write...

  • Candy (1)

    by KayKay

    Gumdrops, lollipops, sweet sweet peeps
    All for me to eat...

  • Roses are Red
    Violets are Blue...

  • The men in the street

    by Gemma Wingbuckle

    The men in the street
    Are the least discreet...

  • The Cookies

    by KayKay

    Do you know what I know?
    I saw them only a moment ago...

  • Dark & Lonely

    by Sasha T Halen

    Don't bug me.
    Please don't bug me...

  • To get sex

    by Jacob

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Sexy

    by Jacob

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Smile (2)

    by Broken girl143

    Your smile lights up my day.
    your my personel sun...

  • Brain dump (1)

    by Scum Queen

    Mix a metaphor to match the matchbook with a...
    wibble wobble wooble, dat ladies got humungous...

  • Vex (1)

    by Sasha T Halen

    This is what you do:
    you vex me...

  • A Boy I Don't Know

    by Sasha T Halen

    I heard the front door open,
    I was in my room, getting CD's...