Funny poems

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  • Thanks for being there when I'm ill,
    Thanks for being there when I fall...

  • I tried the snow butt it only gave me a Lil blow...
    why is it so bad??? isn\'t it a tree?? so i say...

  • Banana phone :P (2)

    by Steven

    Ring ring ring
    the crazy monkey jumping up and down trys to pick...

  • There once was 2 hoses called Bill and the other...
    One day bob had overheard his master say to...

  • Bugs (1)

    by Jasmin

    ...

  • Adam And Eve (2)

    by Jasmin

    One day in the gardens of Eden,
    Eve was playing with Adam's hair...

  • Flat (1)

    by marc

    Roses are red
    my shoes are black...

  • So much stuff to eat
    so much stuff to beat...

  • Dont understand (5)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    I don't get why you people think
    liking me is good...

  • Pengi the Penguin (5)

    by natasha

    There once was a penguin that lived in a tree,
    He had no bathroom and really had to pee...

  • Waterfall (1)

    by Blacksand

    The wall of past beyond recall
    Hides me from an ancient fall...

  • Chicken (2)

    by holly

    I want a chicken
    chicken likes me...