Funny poems

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  • Gum Nut (1)

    by jaki

    I wish i was a gum nut
    A gum nut cannot fly...

  • When your so happy, you just lose all of your...

  • Beaver Lady (2)

    by Liz

    The Beaver lady!
    She stole my boyfriend...

  • I hear that in aussieland,
    They have massive spiders...

  • My little Friend

    by Triumph

    My friend was a bee,
    with a bright yellow coat...

  • Lappal

    by natasha

    Go down, go down the stair, go down the stair...
    say it really fast...

  • I wonder (1)

    by amanda c

    I wonder what the butterfly does
    when its not kissing the dew...

  • Shmirtzkahoven (1)

    by Hassan

    Put your fingers in your ears,
    And stick em in your belly...

  • Bad girl versus good girl (6)

    by Rican Chemistry

    We would be in such deep s h i t
    If anyone else would find out...

  • Fluff (2)

    by kdo

    Hello fluff
    Your funny stuff...

  • How many skips can the hip skip flipper flip...

  • 26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop...
    27. If you have long hair, take a typing break...