Funny poems

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  • My hair dog

    by don mohr

    Just one strand dangling like
    a lost balanced trapeze artist...

  • Chocolate
    Chocolate...

  • I want my free I-POD
    You goddamn sod...

  • My Nameless pet (1)

    by Annabelle

    My pet he doesn’t have a name
    I’m not quite sure from where he came...

  • The Woes of Summer School (3)

    by Carlee Ann

    *This isn't that good... but I tried. I'm not in...
    I sit here in boredom...

  • Sue and boo! (1)

    by susan

    Their ones was a girl named sue
    she had a husband named boo...

  • Boogieman (4)

    by RCM

    Lock your doors and bolt them tight
    The Boogieman is out tonight...

  • Wanting To Tell You (2)

    by Genesis

    PLEASE COMMENT---THANK U...

  • Howyouhow (4)

    by natasha

    No matter no matter we get we alway be together...

  • Nasty Mold

    by Lola Granny

    Have you ever seen that Nasty
    Mold; Growing in your refrigerator...

  • Silly Sally

    by Nicolette

    Silly Sally slipped on soap one day,
    She slipped and wailed I'll slippery slop into fat...

  • Your mamma so fat jokes (1)

    by Nicolette

    *Your mamma is so fat when she goes to a...
    *Your mamma's so fat she was attacked by Japanese...