My mom is weird and she knows a lot of people but...
This is to my stepmom I hope she sees this and mom...
The Itsy Bitsy Spider
went up her little cunt...
The best part of the day
Is when a noddle comes up and says hey...
Miss Susie had a tug boat the tug boat had a bell...
Some things that guy need to know
*always call even just for a minute...
::Not a tongue twister, but it didn't fit into any...
::Look Down...
Types of girls:guys they'll get
Smart girls:Smart guys...
Wander, Wander Land
Far, far away...
My hero, my hero
Oh who could it be...
I pledge Eligence to the flag
Micheal Jackson is a fag...
Girls are unique
because they can get wet withuot water...
Living in this life
the one in the sky...