The dogs once held a meeting, they came from near...
Some came by helicopter, and others came by car...
I sit in my room staring at the sky
For no-one in my life has tooken me so hi...
You fat, ugly f:u:c:k,
Go change your d:a:m:n shirt...
Potaoes are a gift from the earth to the fridge...
If left you will come to find a green potatoe much...
I'm Thankful
I'm thankful for my computer...
Steve spanked spoon, Spit spot steve spat on the...
Who Washed Washignton's White Woolen Underwhere...
Why in the world would you leave me for her,
Her skinny legs look like polar bear fur...
Give it up for the girls
that play with the boys...
S-oon to come it will be costly
N-ew songs from Mr. Frosty...
A bloke's back bike brake block broke
say dis as fast as u can...
If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock...