Funny poems

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  • The letter 'F'

    by St Simon

    Furry fat footballers flap like fat furballs...

  • I walk the halls without a trace
    i feel like I'm another race...

  • Trick question from girls (42)

    by Switchblade89

    When a girl asks you "does this make me look...
    how the heck are you supposed to answer that...

  • Poem of Rhymes (part 2) (10)

    by Matthew A.

    I hope this poem can really be
    better than the one before, see...

  • Popcicle (4)

    by ~lost*and*lonely~

    Popcicles tastes so yummy
    popcicles make my horny...

  • Cat (2)

    by jessica

    There once was a cat called cubby,
    he could bite a puppy,he's small and fat, he looks...

  • Small...

    by jessica

    You may be small
    your not every tall...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • Chicken (5)

    by Samantha

    I loved my chicken,
    His name was Bob...

  • Demons (4)

    by Tom Watkins

    Demons
    Hi, my name is Takegillforaridebeforhehastopoopoo...

  • My Come Back (3)

    by Eye Candy*

    I didn't mean to make you feel shit,
    ok... well maybe a little bit...

  • Mushy Rice (2)

    by x-Beth-x

    - please vote and comment -
    I was cooking it on the stove...