Funny poems

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  • Matilda (1)

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    Matilda told such dreadful lies, it made one gasp...
    discovered this infirmity...

  • Thieving locksmith

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    A thieving locksmith died of late
    And soon arrived at heavens gate...

  • In my Hair!

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    People, interesting people everywhere up the...
    Will they ever go away or will they stay, stay...

  • Big mouth

    by .:.Mandy.:.

    My big mouth is a big mouth, as far as big mouth's...
    It's with me in the summer, it's with me in the...

  • I love you..

    by April Chapleau

    Written wen i was 17;
    Everytime you smile...

  • Failing

    by K*Miller*

    I'm sitting in this desk
    failing yet another test...

  • Precious

    by Amethyst

    I lost something dear to me.
    Oh, woe is me...

  • Nature

    by tom

    Fly like a fly
    buzz like a bee...

  • Blonde Joke dry cleaners (1)

    by x..bittersweet..x

    A blonde walks into a dry cleaner with a dress...
    The washers are spinning insanely loud and the...

  • When i look at a patch of dandelions,
    i see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over...

  • No more eggs (1)

    by bex

    There are no more eggs
    each one was taken & used...

  • My fall (1)

    by rocker666chick

    Tonights the good
    night...