Toy boat (1)

by Namida

Say toy boat 5 times fast!
Everyone stops to listen...

No sleep.. (2)

by Molly

Hahaha i said this to my dad one day after i...
CaRmEl ApPle RapPer...

Mistaken (1)

by Anthony

He licks his lips, She flicks her hair,
How flirtatious can they be...

Not Worth It /Part II (2)

by Ms Stacy

"O Stacy, my Stacy, will you complete my...
My stalker sings at the top of his very lungs, I...

Thunk (8)

by Tiffaney

I thought a thought, but the thought I thought...
If the thought I thought was the thought I thought...

Why there are different boxes of condoms(not a poem) (2)

by Bex

A father and son go in to the grocery store when...
The son then asks his father, "What's the...

Frosted flakes (not a poem) (1)

by Bex

One day, a Blonde named Sally was putting together...
"Its supposed to be a tiger!" Sally...

10 things in golf that sound Dirty (3)

by Bex

1. Look at the size of his putter
2. Oh, dang, my shafts all bent...

The Perfect Guy (7)

by Rachael

A figment of my mind,
Just my imagination...

The Silent one (3)

by Kelley

Silent but deadly it moves through the air
I keep my eyes forward and pretend not to care...

Oh god pizza

by leeanne

God made pizza
god made cheese...

Another dumb blonde (not a poem) (3)

by Bex

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one...
"Ive heard enough of your stupid Blonde...