Funny poems

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  • At the bar (5)

    by Juan

    I walked into a bar,
    and I was kinda busy...

  • A millionbillionwillion miles from home waiting...
    why are they so big.. the other children...

  • Old computer (17)

    by Switchblade89

    Theres a boy named Robert and his computer is so...
    I'm looking at the screen and I think I see some...

  • Smartie

    by Triumph

    I think about each day by day
    Being all smart and shouting, "HEY!&quot...

  • That Won't Lie (1)

    by Kaylalala

    I want a hot guy
    One with a tan...

  • Rock, Paper,Scissors (2)

    by You-Destroyed-Me

    I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
    and I get how Rock can beat Scissors...

  • My Broken toes

    by shelaine clarke

    Broken toes you'vegot the best of me
    But i now keep on wishing that it wasn't me...

  • Everytime i go to the dresser
    i dream about fighting ninjas...

  • Oh Sweet Popcorn

    by Katrina

    Oh my popcorn i cant wait for you to cookits...
    pop pop pop the beat is steady 10..9...8...cant...

  • He's so clumsey and dumb
    he looks like the street bum...

  • The Unthinkable Thought

    by RainbowSlider

    I had this thought that was so huge
    that there was no way I could think of it alone...

  • Bun in the oven (1)

    by april

    All i seem to do now
    is sit, wait for you, wonder and cry...