Funny poems

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  • Out of all the unimportant living breathing...

  • Barbies sucha bit(h, she is just a witch, i really...

  • The three sports

    by The Spirit of Ash

    *dont worry I'm not racist or anything, i heard...
    Three of our sports were created by three races...

  • Why It Hurts (2)

    by VASH DA STAMPEDE

    WHY IT HURTS .....
    when some thing pinz ur heart ...it hurts...

  • La Vie Farve

    by Shila

    I had to write a poem for a class that used all...
    so here ye go...

  • The Little Pig (2)

    by Symone

    The three little pigs went on a trip, they...
    When they stopped to get a bite, one got caught by...

  • Forget the F

    by leeanne

    Feeling freaky fine frisky
    Freddy finger frowned...

  • Silly sappy sandy

    by leeanne

    Silly sappy sandy
    says she sits standing straight...

  • Berries

    by leeanne

    Strawberries,blueberries
    raspberries,boysenberries...

  • All about me (1)

    by leeanne

    This is a poem all about me
    This is a poem for all to see...

  • Ten green bottles (5)

    by LittleMissImperfect

    (this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
    There were ten green bottles...

  • Dicey (5)

    by foxy cleopatra

    There once was a girl called Dicey,
    Who spent her time getting slicey...