Funny poems

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  • Near the edge

    by DarkJem

    All the time i want to cry,
    Most of the time i want to die...

  • Life (3)

    by IN LOVE

    sorry this poem isn't funny i just seen that it...
    My life isn\\\'t all that it is cracked up to be...

  • Nursing Home Baby

    by Tim Trapp

    People have asked me,
    how did I come up with the name...

  • There once was a penguin named Ed
    Fish is what he loved to be fed...

  • Apples,Bananas And Cream (1)

    by Yvette Gibson

    Apples, bananas and cream
    are a yummy treat to eat...

  • Limeaid Is A Joke

    by RainbowSlider

    Well, you can't really compare apples to oranges.
    Even hard-headed coconuts know that apples are...

  • Happiness (2)

    by rocker666chick

    Happiness is all around me
    but I can't catch a word...

  • I said I'm sorry
    he said: I'm sorry to...

  • The last time we said goodbye you told me you...
    the next time we said goodbye you...

  • Everytime (2)

    by mely

    Every time i come to visit you
    you would jump on me...

  • Boyz (2)

    by Bubblez

    You think your a player,
    You think your so cool...

  • When Wishin' in Ireland (14)

    by Twisted Heart

    Be careful what you wish for
    when you find a leprechaun...