All the time i want to cry,
Most of the time i want to die...
sorry this poem isn't funny i just seen that it...
My life isn\\\'t all that it is cracked up to be...
People have asked me,
how did I come up with the name...
There once was a penguin named Ed
Fish is what he loved to be fed...
Apples, bananas and cream
are a yummy treat to eat...
Well, you can't really compare apples to oranges.
Even hard-headed coconuts know that apples are...
Happiness is all around me
but I can't catch a word...
I said I'm sorry
he said: I'm sorry to...
The last time we said goodbye you told me you...
the next time we said goodbye you...
Every time i come to visit you
you would jump on me...
You think your a player,
You think your so cool...
Be careful what you wish for
when you find a leprechaun...