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by LuvMeAlwayz

There's a new maths teacher,
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I love the rain,
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Walking down the street barely lifting my feet...
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Existing,
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I got my eyes on you girl and there is no way to...
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There was a girl who loved climbing things,
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I heard this one before, i didn't make it up but i...
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I once had a friend
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She is in his metallic belly,
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She rides upon the midnight express.
she is a board like a nail driven by a hammer.with...

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by ♥broken fairytales♥

Ladies and gentleman
I come before you...