I asked

by Katera

I asked God for happiness,
And that He gave me...

Lint

by Stuart

I find you in my belly button,
And I eat you because I am a glutton...

Homework (3)

by Nick

Homework is the devil, there's never enough
Teachers don't care if they assign it and it's too...

Abc (2)

by Tasha

A is for you big round @SS
B is for your beauty...

Fun Ride (3)

by Robert

The steel bar is placed over my waist,
and I watch while other run in their place in...

Another Scortcher (Australian Summer) (1)

by Aileen

Lightning bolts through the sky,
Thunder rumbles through the clouds...

Just a baby terd

by Rene Shaddinger

It\'s time to go, squeezing through the whole my...
It\'s time to leave this fart pullution, its time...

A poem for girls (2)

by Kristy Hall

Yea im a girl so why do you care
if i do my makeup and style my hair...

The shi*ting donkey (10)

by Rene Shaddinger

I dont like diarea
i just dont like to shit...

Jacking Off (2)

by Ashley

You can’t get anyone to do it for you.
So you decide to give yourself a little help...

Not 4 u (1)

by Cheri

I love my man, i really do
hes just for me and not for you...

Bunnies with Guns (1)

by FTS Miles

Who gives bunnies guns?!!!
They should be cute and furry...