Funny poems

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  • Run Dumbo Run (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Imagine if while logging in
    you saw an elephant jogging in...

  • Industrious Ant (2)

    by Andrew Packard

    I wish I was an industrious ant.
    I could do all the things now that I can't...

  • Mammal erection

    by joseph santacruz

    Status: member
    date: 2013.03.30 02:23...

  • Ticket

    by P o e m e l o

    TICKET
    She looked at me...

  • Limeade (3)

    by rosey

    Gale made limeade
    Down by the highway...

  • Im A Pussy Cat

    by Roseanne

    I'm just a pussy cat,
    Small and brown...

  • The Dish (1)

    by Tess Harvester

    I am the dish
    Who married the spoon...

  • Mother-In-Law

    by Abdullah

    My First Poem
    Stare into the moonlight...

  • Student Stupor

    by Tess Harvester

    A theater classroom
    Twenty one rows of black chairs and elbow-sized...

  • Old Macdonald sat on a fence,
    picked his balls with a monkey wrench...

  • A happy boy (1)

    by sun spots

    We often find ourselves,
    Asking what can we do...

  • Aliens

    by VP Cruz

    Come down from the skies, from another galaxy
    Just the sight, sends the earthlings panicky...