Funny poems

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  • In things (1)

    by AnnanHeppinstall

    I'm sitting here staring at the invisible...
    between people who have never met...

  • Low Fat Love (3)

    by Maple Tree

    I came to you fully packaged,
    filled with preservatives...

  • Son of a gun (4)

    by Michael D Nalley

    TNT fought just for fun
    for every duel he won...

  • Shame Carrots (3)

    by Michael D Nalley

    We point our fingers with such zeal
    Sometimes like a carrot we peel...

  • Ed (Limerick)

    by Not Enough

    There once was a man named Ed,
    Who had no scissors on his head...

  • I wrote an Invisible poem today.
    Guess what it did...

  • Ray Gun! (5)

    by Andrew Packard

    If I had a Ray Gun,
    I wouldn't set it for stun...

  • Rockin' my T-shirt (5)

    by Jason Rainey

    I've got all the time in the world
    That's why I complain about being bored...

  • He said to me, so subtly
    no more a whisper than a shout...

  • Short Rope for the Lie (4)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    She: Darling where are you?
    He: At home, tired and I want to sleep ... and...

  • Wished He Wouldn't Asked (2)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    An old toothless woman
    Is setting in the back seat of a taxi...

  • Daredevil (syntuit in dialogue) (1)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    "I live on the edge;
    buy bread and don't even check...