Funny poems

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  • Ironic Happening (Clerihew) (2)

    by Italian Stallion

    Vincent Van Gogh
    abhorred smelly roe...

  • Name (2)

    by KemistryKia

    My name somehow found your lips irresistible
    because it fell into it so sweetly...

  • Short? (2)

    by JoJo

    He Asked For A Kiss But She Replied With A...
    He Got Down To His Knees and she Said "I'm...

  • Creepy Creatures (8)

    by Sylvia

    Spiders and snakes,
    make me cry and scream...

  • The Visit... (9)

    by Dreamofolwin

    I had a visit to the hospital,
    Over the weekend...

  • Love at First Sight (2)

    by Hopelessly Devoted to You

    (this is such a girl's poem XD)
    Walking in the store...

  • Junk (2)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    You will notice that no one wants
    The garbage thrown to the street...

  • Birds (2)

    by Dan Bloom

    Whenever I see birds I think about you
    because you like those creepy things...

  • Twist & Shout (4)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Tornados dance and go
    But I really only cried...

  • I was a fool

    by Alyssia L K

    I was a fool.
    Silly me...

  • I Hate You (3)

    by Alone in the crowd

    I hate you
    because you don't believe...

  • Two P s in a Pod (3)

    by Ronald Edwards

    Peter and Penelope
    two friends...