Funny poems
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Kim's hair is hot
Too bad someone is not... -
If I were an ocelot
I'd spend my days catching flies... -
I'm a itsy bitsy spider
I climb no water spout... -
Some men only want a warm place to lay pipe.
They will revel in the touch of lips on satin... -
Bombs they blow stuff apart
Concrete, bricks, cars, and people... -
Please do not mistake
early signs of Alzheimer's... -
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Two politicians were talking syntax
but their language must have been just too lax... -
There once was a poet named Abu
just looking for a hot dog or two... -
The two of us best friends taking on life together
I've heard of a haunted house near by... -
I am part of you
Magically i appear... -
There was a weather girl called Sue
who could turn the nighttime so blue... -
Don't you just adore
the beautiful floor...