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by Chase

My name is Humpty,
I like my oatmeal lumpy...

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by ray

There's a boy thats smaller than a shoe.
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by Jose Delapaz

>>>KNOCK KNOCK>WHO'S THERE>JESUS...

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by kate

Roses Are Red,
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The New Girlfriend (6)

by Kelly

So my ex has a new girl,
I saw her when he brought her to the party...

Gay (3)

by sarah

I am gay,
thats the way i plan to stay...

Boys (4)

by me

What do they want?
Big boobs, blonde hair, small thighs...

Bout me and my best friend (3)

by EmOToMbOy13

Elizabeth: dude, u r loser!
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Pick pocket (3)

by robin milford

One day i met a pick pocket
he took my locket...

Stupid Fake Girls (3)

by BeautifulxMess

Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

Creepy Crawly (3)

by crazyandsweet

I had a terrible,
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by Daniel Rutter

For years and years they've been around,
And been a favorite nesting ground...