Funny poems

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  • The Trumpet Story (4)

    by Echelon Eric

    A trumpet from Czechoslovakia flies in
    He comes out of the plane tired and seeks an inn...

  • Old, Tired, and Ready (5)

    by Daenerys Stormborn

    My heart is hard and cold as stone
    I am overdone and overgrown...

  • Answering your Question (4)

    by ....I forgot....

    You sit right across from me in algebra
    When you turned around to ask me I thought he...

  • Beatle (6)

    by Stazifer Stazington

    Say Beadle Baily 10x fast
    ill bet you end up saying bleda balda XD...

  • Kitten (4)

    by *Daniel94*

    I HAVE A LITTLE KITTEN
    HE SLEEPS IN A MITTEN...

  • I wish (4)

    by XoLindseyoX

    I wish i never saw u
    or introduced myself...

  • Counting Game (3)

    by Andrea broken tears

    1, 2, 3
    I can't believe this is happening to me...

  • Go away (3)

    by XxfairyxXxkissesxX

    We go together like poprocks and coke
    like a fat kid and a joke...

  • Hitting (3)

    by Mallory

    Use a log to hit a hog
    Use a twig to hit a pig...

  • Im hot (3)

    by Gynia

    Im hot your not get a life
    im cool your not who care do you...

  • I Love Apples (4)

    by Same Year Reply

    When I walk in the Fall
    My mouth waters at them all...

  • I Remember (8)

    by ~*EmInA*~

    I remember the park.......
    I remember the grass...