Funny poems

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  • Intoxicated (11)

    by Gem

    I'm starting to feel wobbly
    Not like myself at all...

  • So my ex has a new girl,
    I saw her when he brought her to the party...

  • Gay (3)

    by sarah

    I am gay,
    thats the way i plan to stay...

  • Boys (4)

    by me

    What do they want?
    Big boobs, blonde hair, small thighs...

  • Pick pocket (3)

    by robin milford

    One day i met a pick pocket
    he took my locket...

  • Stupid Fake Girls (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
    Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

  • Creepy Crawly (3)

    by crazyandsweet

    I had a terrible,
    horrendous fright...

  • Internet Dating (3)

    by Daniel Rutter

    For years and years they've been around,
    And been a favorite nesting ground...

  • You get mad when you don't get your way
    You cry when you don't get laid...

  • Pop-Ups. (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Pop-ups, Pop-ups,
    they're every where...

  • At night the darkness creeps up on me
    Fulfilling the entire room...

  • Spike-Man (3)

    by Mr Anonymous

    (This is the theme song of the Epic, AWSOME, and...
    Look up in the sky! It's a man! It's a plane! NO...