Funny Quotes

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  • My Ugandan celebrity crush is Queen Sheebah Karungi.

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  • When life throws you pine needle leaves, make pine needle tea to remove flu-cus from your lungs!

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  • If women are from Venus and men are from Mars, then where are gays from?

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  • "Some of the Best Motivation in life is trying to impress a girl..." - TOM BRADY

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  • Why worry about public opinion yet you have your own opinions?

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  • Happy-iness is in Heaven.

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  • Maybe am wrong but 5 plus 5 equals 55.

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  • Love me for me, not because you think I can make a lot of money!

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  • Green Island is a love island where you isolate all your true feelings without pretending.

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  • Everything comes from GOD but we fuss like HE does not provide, whether food, jobs or a spouse.

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