We live in a society where losing your phone is more serious then losing your virginity.

If love is hate and hate is love then is pain happyness and happyness is pain so it grows? lol if you laughed or smiled then u understand it

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Boy: want to go on a date?
girl: sure whatt do u want to do?
boy: go to the movies?
girl:what do u wana see?
boy:........you

:)

Twinkle, twinkle,
little s!*t.
Name one guy
you haven't f&&&ed.

Support cloning? Imagine a world with another me.... You're welcome.

I only drink on days that start with a T; Tuesday, Thursday, today, tonight, and tomorrow.

Rumors? oh well at least you're spreading something else besides your legs.

1f u c4n r34d 7h15, u r34lly n33d 2 g37 l41d

Smile, it confuses the hell out of people