In general the male race suxxx. In recent events I found that men no longer exist.
Seriously.

Kenny: u dun trampled my trust and lolly gagged all over our friendship....... watever that means

Guy: my dad loves his bike more than me
guy2: thats not true
guy: he wrote it on my birthday card

Well he didn't ask me to be his girlfriend, but he didn't ask me not to be his girlfriend..

Went to sleep real,
woke up realer.

When you smile... I will know you're plotting something that i must be involved in :D

A good friend will bail you out of jail..
A best friend will turn to you and say.."let's do it again"

In 2010 the U.S Gov. will start shipping retards away. My eyes watered when i thought of losing you.. Love you. Be strong. Take your cranyons.

I don't walk into things, they are drawn to my amazingness!

Humpty Dumpty sat on a bed Little Bo Pep was giving him head as soon as he came she started to weap she knew by the taste he was f**king her sheep