Men are like... Blenders. You need one but your not sure why.

Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh either.

Don't play stupid with me.... I'm better at it!

Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

It's not that i hate you it's just...ok, put it this way. if you were on fire and i had water. i would drink the water.

U dont realize how much you need each of your fingers until they're wrapped in a band-aid n your tryin so hard not to get it wet

Phineas and ferb
stacy: its a bunny bear
its a cross between a bunny and a bear
get it?

Bonnie: i saw a deranged racoon
her mom: was it a rabbit?
bonnie: no..... it was a racoon

Looking at the sun is a dangerous pastime but I will never give it up for it is my passion.

Hello mysterious man in the suspicious black van. What's that? Free Candy? Why didn't you say so? Of course I'll come in!