Oral sex is no longer called 69, it is now known as 96 due to the changing economy. The price of eating out has gone up!!

Noly opelep atht anc ucfk ylrael gdoo cna erad wtah thsi gesmeas sya...

Our days are happier when we give people a bit of our heart rather than a piece of our mind. But then there are days when I say F**k it, let em have it

Love at first sight or love the backside

"If you're reading this, congratulations, you're alive
If that's not something to smile about, then I don't know what is."

I dont like getting buzzed,
thats a teaser to me.
i like getting flat out blown,
and not playing games with the weed.

Excuse my ''big head'' I was born like that

"Heyyy, are you in the zooooooone? The zooooooooone? The zooooooo-"
'Stop that.'

Keep It Simple Stupid

If you polish a turd it's still a turd