Define player: my exboyfriend

Drink sensibly...

Don't spill any!

& you held my hand and took me right back to times we had

Learn to respect honest people. They might hurt you with their words, but atleast they say it in your face, not behind your back.

You're so sad you should buy a Happy Meal
You're so skinny you should really supersize the deal
~UR So Gay; Katy Perry

My love for you is like the NILE RIVER; it flows and flows and flows forever.

Imagination becomes madness, but don't worry...were all mad here *giggles* ^^

When I walk by you say "fag" but your boner says something else.

"Don't you make fun of me you british bastard."

(off of So You Think You Can Dance)

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.