Aye fuk the world!

I dont care if you lick windows, ride the slow bus,or pee pee on yourself. you just hang in there gurl because you're special

Screwdriver- "Looks like your not the sharpest tool in the shed"
Hammer- "It's alright; I nailed your wife."

Clever comments from inanimate objects.

Yuh kno tht quote ; little animals are more afraid of yuh more then u r of it ; does tht also go for boys? lol

Side-bangs, eye-liner, trendy music and a curiously attained obsession with dinasours/guns does not make up for lack of personality.

-Don't be scared
Who says I'm scared?
-Your fringe. It's shaking.
-Do you blame it? Where I'm from the only person you find behind bars is the town drunk.
-It's no different here. There's just more of us.

TEEN PREGNANCY:
"I hope it's a puppy..."

thanx Melissa-not-cat

Doc ive been feeling a little paranoid!

I know!

Really?? How?

ohh...you parents, friends, and co-workers all told me

What's the difference between Goths and Emos?

Who the blade is cutting, you or them.

I forgot the baby Jesus, but I have a plate of cheeses!