"A teddy bear stuffed with cotton candy and rainbows." - How I Met Your Mother (Lilly)

All you do is bla bla bla.. Don't you ever get tired of talking? Because i certainly got tired of listening to you.

It's cheaper to be a Priest rather then Micheal Jackson.

From Mission Impossibal 3

Tom cruise: blow up the car .

Maggie: oh but its such a nice car.

Tom Cruise: and yet .. ... . blow it up.

Secrects
are like feet
in a pair of high heels
thier bond
to come out

Love...
Kiss...
Embrace...
and...
clean their diapers your kid stinks!

I'm sorry I'm not your cup of tea,
But I'm glad you're always thinking of me.

Ah, tanning salons....the lazy way to get skin cancer.

Double Pit To Chestie

When I burp, I don't say "excuse me", I say "DAYUM!"