Funny Quotes

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  • If you dont like me remember...
    its mind ova mata...
    I dnt mind nd u dnt mata

    by Mummy to a beautiful baby girl
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  • I look at the moon
    the moon is beautiful
    i look at you
    i..i...
    i rather look at the moon again!!

    by Seani
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  • You're like my tonsils; you're not necessary.

    by Tony
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  • A husband will learn to behave when a wife learns to shut up.

    by wildfiona
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  • **some argument in writing comp.**
    girl 1: i wld spell it out for u if u knew how to read!
    girl 2: then wtf are we in writing class for??!!
    random voice: to write??

    by CrossMyHeartAndHopeToDie
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  • Anybody who wasnt a mugger would be out of his mind to go into there. Which probably means all the muggers have gotten tired of waiting and gone home to bed a long time ago.

    -Dhalgren by Samuel R. Delany-

    by Little Minx
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  • DID YOU JUST CALL ME A B***H!?!?!

    thanks for the complement :-D

    a b***h is a dog,
    a dog barks,
    bark comes from tree's,
    tree's come from nature,
    and nature is BEAUTIFUL!!
    thanks, realy..

    by Seani
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  • ("""""""""""")9mm
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    I K!ll PpL 4 $$MonEyZ$$
    BuT u Is My FweNd..
    SO I k!ll You 4 NuSing!!

    by Seani
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  • Roses are red violets are blue.
    but violets are purple so what's with the blue.

    -my friend came up with this one too.

    by hikari
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  • Roses are red violets are blue.
    i'm so pretty but what happened to you?

    -my friend made this one up.

    by hikari
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