Yesterday is history, yet tomorrow a mystery, today is a gift, thats why they call it present

"Gahh don't add me into big convos or my computer will commit suicide"

Inside the biggest, harriest man, theres a little boy asking, "What do I do now?"

---From the Novel, I Never Promised You a Rose Garden

My son refers to farts as "food ghosts".

Me: I wish I was your drumset
Him: So i can beat you??
Me: No!! So you can bang me duh!!
Him: Oh really now??

{Hehe... True convo lol}

Fire Fighters take the heat, but EMTs can legally take your clothes off!!!

Do or do not. There is no try.
- Yoda

When life gives you lemons
Make grape juice
Then just sit back and relax
As you watch the world try to figure out
How the hell you did it

Do you have a pen????
Well get back in it you ugly PIG!!!

I'm a girl with many colours
Is sing out loud, I'm under bound
In my dreams I am perfect
I woke up, It's all over