Guy:i have a problem...my mom and i got into a fight and she called me a son of a b.i.t.c.h. so i just walked away...

Guy1: how do you indent a paragraph?
guy2: get your d.i.c.k out of your a.s.s and learn to type!!
silence....
guy1: and then what?

The real trouble with my sarcasm, is that half the time when people think I'm being sarcastic, I'm actually being quite sincere.

OMG my soup isn't tasty I'm going to kill myself

kyah xx

You dumped me but you're the one who has to get over it. How sad.

Wanna know why you can't get laid?

Look in a mirror and find out.

Hey boy dont u wish u coulda been a good boy, its hard to find a good boy buh hey boy
your sexy and i want you :P

Me:: aww, don't blame the homework. it hates u just as much as u hate it.

Andrew:: lol i don't think homework has the capacity to hate, but i wish it was a sexual so it'd do its self

~atual IM convo! lmfao!!~

You look bad with him.
So I took him and now it looks good.

Forget about the argument
you and him went through
I've got your boyfriend
and I don't care about you!