"don't make fun of little people....or else"

Courtney...all I have to say is..
AYYY BUDDYYY BACKK TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
you should. what's her name; adam.

love, Rosalina. <3

If I ever gave birth, I would stop in the middle of it and ask the doctore "Is it money back guarenteed?"

Hey!! do you know what iowa stands for?
it stands for Idiots out walking around!
(and the gay part is im from iowa)

Save a whistle, blow a lifegaurd

" i tryed sniffing coke once.....
but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose"

Theyre laughing at us because were idiots. were laughing at them because they just figured that out!

I wanted to be a policeman once
...
Then I realised you had to run

A good friend wll comfort you rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "it's because you're gay, isn't it?"

I saved the planet yesterday, and know i am wasting paper towels on my hands... >]