With him it was familiar safe but wrong. with u it's new, scary, but so right...

my boyfriend rocks!

Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better.

After all, you can only be in a bad mood for so long before you have to face up to the fact that it isnt a bad mood at all. Its just your sucky personality.

Zim: who put bacon in the soap?!
gir: i did it myself!!

Boy: why you were a bra you have nothing to put in there
girl: you were pants dont you?

Me:hey mandy guess what! *snickers*
mandy: what?
me:guess where i saw your bf at!
mandy: where?
me: at KUM AND GO (get it? LOL)
mandy: 0.0 what!!!!! your sick!!!

(real conversation)

Ok, im not racist... How many jews can u fit in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and about a thousand in the ash tray

I love you like how a lonely man loves watching porn!

This is our fate.
im yours

My pillow case is like a wish, it allways seems to dissapear right when you think you've got it in reach