I was so hungry that my hunger ate itself away!

I always tell the truth, except for right now.

If you look up into the sky for too long, your stuff will get stolen.

Don't you feel like it's tomorrow, only it's yesterday after today?

It looks as if you've been stuck in limbo for quite awhile now. It's time to samba outta there!

With bad memory comes a lot of written things.

They say you are what you eat, so if i some beef, does that make me a cow?

When the love of you life breaks up with you and says "we can still be friends"
its like your dog dying and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Whoever said that anything is possible, obviously hasn't tried slamming a revolving door

Me: Behind every successful man, theres a woman looking really surprised

My boyfriend: Behind every successful woman, theres a man pulling the strings.