Funny Quotes

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  • If I could be your punk rock princess, You could be my garage band King.

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  • If heat rises, why aren't I levitating?

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  • If God didn't want us to eat animals, He wouldn't have made them out of meat.

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  • She is more of a man than you will ever be.

    by emma
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  • Boy are like storms they come go!!!!!LoL

    by Bonita
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  • HATING ME WONT MAKE
    YOU PRETTY!

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  • When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation.

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  • If God gave me lemons, I would complain because I like oranges!

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  • When in doubt, just pout!

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  • Come to the dark side... We got cookies.

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