Funny Quotes

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  • When life gives you lemons throw it back bcuz it could have given you money

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  • Waiting for the right guys takes too much time thats why you flirt with the wrong ones first

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  • Money= hard to make, easy to spend

    by Ashley
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  • People are so boring....thats why they're reading this now! hhahha

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  • If people say your ugly just say your a pretty gorilla

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  • Boys are like homework, they are so hard to understand

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  • How does Dumbo fly when he ways so much ???

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  • To assume is to make an ass of u and me

    -Gossip girls

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  • Sticking feathers up your butt, does NOT make you a chicken.

    -Tyler Durden

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  • A man without a wife, is like a butcher without a knife!!!!!

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