Your such a fun hater

I'll slap you like my momma slaps me!!!

Oh, boy. I should probably learn some of this stuff if I'm going to try to do it for a living.
-Dan, good advice

When life is a beach, just walk it

If vampires start to chase us, im definently going to trip myself

Step 1: admit your problem
step 2:get help
step 3: party with pink sombrero
step 4:get new problems
step 5:what was the point of step 2?

this is a small joke me and my best friend made up one day(on our 24th hour of no sleep by the way)

Were all going to hell,
And im driving the bus.

One of a kind!! You'll never find another qutie like ME!!!

Why on earth do we let a chubby toddler running around with a weapon represent a day that's supposed to be filled with love, and not fear??

I love it, didn't write it, wish i did, but it's so true...

"when women are depressed they go shopping and eat, when men are depressed, they go and invade another country!"