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Your momas so fat your dad takes her to work with him so he dosnt have to kiss her goodbye |
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When life throws you lemons......... bring out the tequila! |
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Shit gets tough |
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Money is what makes the world go 'round. |
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If this world didn't suck. |
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Love is like girls..... |
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Love is like oxygen, you can't get enough of it and when it runs out your life has ended. |
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When life throws you lemons, make lemonade and throw in lifes face. |
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C:Cute |
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Dont cry for something simple because when you cry for something that means the world to you... you wont have anymore tears to prove that you really care! |