Funny Quotes

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  • HEy EvEryOne< pLeAsE cHeCk OuT mY nEw PoEm AnD tELL mE aBoUt It! i would love that

    by Serene
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  • He broke your heart,
    he shattered it like glass,
    When he comes crawling back to you,
    say "Honey, kiss my *** !!".

    by boo boo
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  • "Myspace is my anti-drug"

    ((both me and my sister thought of this while making fun of the site...we both have a myspace))

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  • Myspace saved my life

    ((got this from someones myspace headline))

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  • I Might be sexy,
    I might be sweet,
    But without you i am Incoplete

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  • Never trust any body with a clean desk
    those proud of keeping an orderly desk never know the thrill of finding something they thought they had lost

    by Kasie
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  • I told you're boyfriend he was gay and he hit me with his purse

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  • You say tomato, I say vodka

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  • Heavens not in the sky............
    heavens in a spliff!!!

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  • |^^^^^^^^^^^^|
    |SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
    |_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
    "(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

    by 2die4
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