Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me...so throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me

Birdie Birdie In the sky
Why'd you do that in my eye?
Looks like sugar
Tastes like sap
OMG it's birdie crap!!

(he he ha ha)

Smiling is contagious; try not to do it in public.:)

I love you deeply with all of my soul, without you Im nothing, a butterless roll.

(MR.DEEDS)

Some people call them marbles,
And some call them screws,
It really dont matter,
Cuz were all missing a few.

Thansk for parking so close, next time leave a can opener so i can get my car out...
cunts like u should ride the bus

Sex Is Like Math: Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray that you dont multiply

Homewrecker
I know what you're doin'
You think you're gonna ruin what I got, But you're not
Yeah you little go getter
I'll teach you a lesson

Black bugs bleed blue blood when blue bugs bleed black blood

(say that 2 times fast!)

"If life gives you an honest man, don't believe it"